9.04.2004

Statement Of Purpose

Today is our first day of business. The gnomes delivered our custom shingle this morning. I tried to get Guido off his fat ass, but he said he was too busy reviewing a contract for a client. He suggested I do it. So I did. I got myself a hammer, some nails and some chain and tricked it into place. People saw. People stared. I stared back. I mentioned that I was Sir Vincennzo Capelli. You know, the guy that fought the demons in Eugene. They were suitably impressed. Heh. Serves Guido right for treating me like just another one of the help. The sign looks good though. The gnomes did a bang-up job on it.